Words of wisdom for a first time mom? - what to write funny for new baby
I'll make a diaper cake for my sister's baby shower. I'm trying to think of tips and stories, funny jokes about changing nappies in the middle of the night if you want to do is write to sleep.
What is the best advice you mama for a new one? What you something from the experience you've ever learned have thought it? Can you made a joke to laugh at a baby mamma?
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
What To Write Funny For New Baby Words Of Wisdom For A First Time Mom?
3 comments:
Here are a few to start:
"Nothing like the smell of shit so early in the morning"
"Nap Now, the laundry can wait!"
= "5 Wrap S, influence, sucking a Paci, Shhhhhhh, first / keep the stomach"
"It will only get better!
"Before he / she will receive the car"
"Food with your eyes closed can work, changing diapers, no!
"Beware of the host poo"
"You look back and miss these times"
"Why waste time reading the layer? You have a million other things to do!
"Why do not seem to happen?"
The diaper cake I had was in my shower wipes built around a container of Clorox WHICH I found very useful and intelligent, and until today I have some more on the changing table Baby do not) (but for the trouble he can get to the wall / floor / toilet.
Awesome idea! I have grown children and grandchildren, and a surprise 11 years old. I've learned that it is true that children grow up before you know it. The most important thing is to enjoy everything. To my surprise, as I all to tears. The funny thing is that I was so relaxed because everything I loved, who cried a lot less than the other two. I have learned what is and is not important enough to be boring. You do not compare to other children, to appreciate what they are investigating what they are, be promoted and their interests instead of trying to control what their wishes to heart. Go with your instincts - Relax.
I am a mother first and waited until 29 fine until my baby is 7 weeks. I have no advice, but the only thing I think when I was eating an average of each clock, and a "Things could be worse, she could have twins. I can think might imagine. Ouch! In my next visit, if I have twins (which in my fam much) I'm sure we look back and think: "Hey, what going to the park."
I also take every day as a blessing. I think that Trace Atkins sings the song "You lose," says it all. As the pregnancy, I know not rush anything. My husband is ready to go and talk to him. I want a baby as long as possible to stay. Oh yes, if ever a boy (I can not say that enough) to coverTurtle, if you use the diaper. For some reason, when the cold air off.LOL
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